Future of Flight

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From: Dominic V. Crain <domcrain [at] tpg.com.au>
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Subject: Future of Flight
Date: Mon, 17 Feb 2014 17:16:30 -0500
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Up there in Indonesia, some bloke by the name of Kerry, reputedly with a tag like Secretary of State, told me in my domain the earth is flat.



Well, there’s no way I’m goin’ flying’ anymore.

With my luck I’ll be over the edge into space and the engine will stop.



I’m hopin’ when this bloke Kerry heads back to wherever he came from all will return to normal, and the earth will reform itself into the oblate spheroid I always thought it was before he turned up and frightened the B…..s outa me.



If it doesn’t, there’s a cheap LNC2 for sale…



Dominic V. Crain

domcrain [at] tpg.com.au

Phone 03-94161881

Mobile 0412-359320

Future of Flight

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From: <Sky2high [at] aol.com>
Subject: Re: [LML] Future of Flight
Date: Mon, 17 Feb 2014 17:45:01 -0500 (EST)
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Dom,
 
Notice how cleverly I deduce that perhaps you're not convinced that
man (and/or woman) is befouling Mother Earth to the extent that weather is not
behaving.  Note instead that Kerry's forehead is flat because his foot has
missed his mouth too often.
 
Listen, he is the best our government can put forth.  After all, he
has nicely arranged to thaw Iran's frozen assets for further N-arms
development whilst we study our navel lint patterns for a positive
omen.
 
Gotta go now to part a path through the latest 6" of snow that
emanated from "warming."
 
Grayhawk 
 
In a message dated 2/17/2014 4:16:57 P.M. Central Standard Time,
domcrain [at] tpg.com.au writes:

Up there
in Indonesia, some bloke by the name of Kerry, reputedly with a tag like
Secretary of State, told me in my domain the earth is flat.

Well,
there’s no way I’m goin’ flying’ anymore.
With my luck I’ll be over the
edge into space and the engine will stop.

I’m hopin’ when this bloke
Kerry heads back to wherever he came from all will return to normal, and the
earth will reform itself into the oblate spheroid I always thought it was
before he turned up and frightened the B…..s outa me.

If it doesn’t,
there’s a cheap LNC2 for sale…

Dominic V.
Crain
domcrain [at] tpg.com.au
Phone 03-94161881
Mobile
0412-359320


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Future of Flight

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From: Earl Schroeder <n233ee [at] gmail.com>
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Subject: Re: [LML] Future of Flight
Date: Mon, 17 Feb 2014 21:34:11 -0500
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Now that is funny!!  BTW you can keep that 'bloke' over there...

Do not archive.




On Mon, Feb 17, 2014 at 4:16 PM, Dominic V. Crain <domcrain [at] tpg.com.au

> wrote:

Up there in Indonesia, some bloke by the name of Kerry, reputedly with a tag like Secretary of State, told me in my domain the earth is flat.



Well, there’s no way I’m goin’ flying’ anymore.

With my luck I’ll be over the edge into space and the engine will stop.



I’m hopin’ when this bloke Kerry heads back to wherever he came from all will return to normal, and the earth will reform itself into the oblate spheroid I always thought it was before he turned up and frightened the B…..s outa me.



If it doesn’t, there’s a cheap LNC2 for sale…



Dominic V. Crain

domcrain [at] tpg.com.au



Phone 03-94161881

Mobile 0412-359320





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Future of Flight

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From: Dominic V. Crain <domcrain [at] tpg.com.au>
Sender: <marv [at] lancaironline.net>
Subject: Re: [LML] Future of Flight
Date: Mon, 17 Feb 2014 21:35:06 -0500
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Grayhawk..indeed, I have noticed the current effect of global warming on your great cities, et al.


I really loved the warmth exhibited on the freeway pile-up a couple of days ago…telecast here to remind us, neanderthal colonial types, that our breathing needs to be justified.

Methinks I shall go out and blast the atmosphere with a few Btu’s of Lancair exhaust, in the hope it swirls around the globe and thaws you out!

Cheers
Dom


PS..Regards to Obama…


Dominic V. Crain
domcrain [at] tpg.com.au

Phone 03-94161881
Mobile 0412-359320


On 18 Feb 2014, at 9:45, Sky2high [at] aol.com

wrote:



Dom,
 
Notice how cleverly I deduce that perhaps you're not convinced that
man (and/or woman) is befouling Mother Earth to the extent that weather is not
behaving.  Note instead that Kerry's forehead is flat because his foot has
missed his mouth too often.
 
Listen, he is the best our government can put forth.  After all, he
has nicely arranged to thaw Iran's frozen assets for further N-arms
development whilst we study our navel lint patterns for a positive
omen.
 
Gotta go now to part a path through the latest 6" of snow that
emanated from "warming."
 
Grayhawk 
 
In a message dated 2/17/2014 4:16:57 P.M. Central Standard Time,
domcrain [at] tpg.com.au

writes:

Up there
in Indonesia, some bloke by the name of Kerry, reputedly with a tag like
Secretary of State, told me in my domain the earth is flat.

Well,
there’s no way I’m goin’ flying’ anymore.
With my luck I’ll be over the
edge into space and the engine will stop.

I’m hopin’ when this bloke
Kerry heads back to wherever he came from all will return to normal, and the
earth will reform itself into the oblate spheroid I always thought it was
before he turned up and frightened the B…..s outa me.

If it doesn’t,
there’s a cheap LNC2 for sale…

Dominic V.
Crain
domcrain [at] tpg.com.au


Phone 03-94161881
Mobile
0412-359320


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